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Post  DjNishaf on Mon May 31, 2010 9:14 am

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
lol! lol! Laughing Very Happy Laughing Laughing Very Happy

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Re: First Time Sex

Post  Babyhonda on Mon May 31, 2010 9:29 am

lol! hahahahaha
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Post  Zookie_JDM on Mon May 31, 2010 10:16 am

lol!
Just goes to show thou that some women are horny lil fuckers
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Post  ~ ToE KnEe ~ on Mon May 31, 2010 11:34 am

wahahahahahaha this is funny.. lol! lol!
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Post  Babyhonda on Mon May 31, 2010 11:39 am

~ ToE KnEe ~ wrote:wahahahahahaha this is funny.. lol! lol!
Eh... sorry for thread jack but tones please post on swift forums thanks Wink
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